sticks&stones&weed&bongs *

[jaeda]

heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds...
and foxes... barracudas...

* you're a fucking idiot ! ,
^{I SAY THAT WITH LOVE.}

» THESTATS - - - Razr - - - T-Mobile - - - Unlimited Texting - - - Project (RED) !
» PHONENUMBER - - - 420-4551 !
» BACKGROUND - - - click !

* it's like killing a unicorn ! ,
^{WITH, LIKE, A BOMB!}

" Uh, hi. If you don't know whose phone you just reached, hang up and try again. Idiot. If you do know, leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you after the beep. "

* war is upon you ! ,
^{PREPARE TO SUCK THE COCK OF KARMA!}

» UNKNOWNCALLER - - - PAPER PLANES * M.I.A

I fly like paper, get high like planes. If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name. If you come around here, I make 'em all day. I get one down in a second if you wait.

» VOICEMAIL - - - ANOTHER DAY * RENT SOUNDTRACK

There is no future, there is no past. I live this moment as my last. There's only us, there's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way, no day but today.

» TEXTMESSAGE - - - GUY LOVE * SCRUBS SOUNDTRACK

Guy love, that's all it is. Guy love, he's mine, I'm his. There's nothing gay about it in our eyes. You ask me 'bout this thing we share and he tenderly replies... It's guy love between two guys.

» PICTUREMESSAGE - - - ICE BOX * OMARION

Girl I really wanna work this out, 'cause I'm tired of fighting. And I really hope you still want me the way I want you. Said I really wanna work this out. Damn, girl, I'm trying.

* you, cock my cock ! ,
^{TWO TIMES!}

WIMMINS- empty

x x x x x x x x x x

MENFOLK- empty

* so boring, man ! ,
^{THE CAR JUST COMMITTED SUICIDE!}

_{NEW TEXT MESSAGE- - - - - - - - -}
new text message !
^{- - - - - - - - -NEW TEXT MESSAGE}
from MIMIMARQUEZ (123-4567)

" take me out tonight! "

[img]100x100 ICON[/img] [img]100x100 ICON[/img]
[sub]NEW TEXT MESSAGE- - - - - - - - -[/sub]
[size=4][font=Georgia][color=Purple][b][i]new text message[/i] ![/b][/color][/font][/size]
[sup]- - - - - - - - -NEW TEXT MESSAGE[/sup]
[i]from[/i] [b][color=Purple]FIRSTNAME[/color][color=Black]LASTNAME[/color][/b] ([i]xxx-xxxx[/i])
[blockquote][blockquote][b]"[/b] [i]message here[/i] [b]"[/b][/blockquote][/blockquote]

_{NEW PICTURE MESSAGE- - - - - - - - - -}
new picture message !
^{- - - - - - - - - -NEW PICTURE MESSAGE}
from MARKCOHEN (123-4567)

" How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day? "

[sub]NEW PICTURE MESSAGE- - - - - - - - - -[/sub]
[size=4][font=Georgia][color=Purple][b][i]new picture message[/i] ![/b][/color][/font][/size]
[sup]- - - - - - - - - -NEW PICTURE MESSAGE[/sup]
[i]from[/i] [b][color=Purple]FIRSTNAME[/color][color=Black]LASTNAME[/color][/b] ([i]xxx-xxxx[/i])
[blockquote][blockquote][img]-IMAGE HERE-[/img]
[b]"[/b] [i]message here[/i] [b]"[/b][/blockquote][/blockquote]


_{NEW VOICEMAIL- - - - - - -}
new voicemail !
^{- - - - - - -NEW VOICEMAIL}
from TOMCOLLINS (123-4567)

" Hey, it's Collins, bitches! Throw down the key! "

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[sub]NEW VOICEMAIL- - - - - - -[/sub]
[size=4][font=Georgia][color=Purple][b][i]new voicemail[/i] ![/b][/color][/font][/size]
[sup]- - - - - - -NEW VOICEMAIL[/sup]
[i]from[/i] [b][color=Purple]FIRSTNAME[/color][color=Black]LASTNAME[/color][/b] ([i]xxx-xxxx[/i])
[blockquote][blockquote][b]"[/b] [i]message here[/i] [b]"[/b][/blockquote][/blockquote]


_{INCOMING CALL- - - - - -}
incoming call !
^{- - - - - -INCOMING CALL}
from MAUREENJOHNSON (123-4567)

click for conversation thread !

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[sub]INCOMING CALL- - - - - -[/sub]
[size=4][font=Georgia][color=Purple][b][i]incoming call[/i] ![/b][/color][/font][/size]
[sup]- - - - - -INCOMING CALL[/sup]
[i]from[/i] [b][color=Purple]FIRSTNAME[/color][color=Black]LASTNAME[/color][/b] ([i]xxx-xxxx[/i])
[blockquote][blockquote][url=URL]click for conversation thread [i]![/i][/url][/blockquote][/blockquote]

* the only reason we know each other ,
^{IS BECAUSE I LIKE THE DRUGS YOU SELL!}

To be added to the contact list, use the form, and please post in code. All you need to fill out is the name and phone number. LEAVE THE "RINGTONE" AND "ARTIST" BLANK.

» FIRSTLAST - - - (xxx-xxxx) - - - RINGTONE * ARTIST

[code.]» [b][color=Purple]FIRST[/color][color=Black]LAST[/color][/b] - - - ([i]xxx-xxxx[/i]) - - - [i]RINGTONE[/i] * [b]ARTIST[/b][/.code]

* holy cock ! ,

This phone thread was created by me (TATER) for my own use. Do NOT steal it. If you like it and want to use it, let me know, and I might say okay. But even if I do say you can use it, you have to leave the credits on. Anyway, the quotes on top of each section are from the movie "Pineapple Express", the people/pictures/quotes in examples of replies are from the hit broadway musical/movie "RENT", and the song lyrics and titles are from whichever artist it says by the ring tone.